no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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