question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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