My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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