we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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