Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Boobs are out for the taking
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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