Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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