Fine. I'll sleep in my office
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
Randomize
