We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
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The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
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I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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