dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
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