Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
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