You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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