Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
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No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
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All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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