It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
It was a blind-side dick pic.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
