please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
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I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
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its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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