oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
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We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
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Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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