If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
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the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
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I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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