this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
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