where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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