Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
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I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
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You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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