I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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