Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
She even gives head with a lisp.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
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