I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
My vagina just recognized that song.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
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