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I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
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theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
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We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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