My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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