Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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