can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
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had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
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I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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