Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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