Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
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smell my finger.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
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John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
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