Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
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But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
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I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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