what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
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