i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
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Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
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I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
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