yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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