let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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