can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
Randomize
