I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
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Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
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He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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