Define "chronic" masturbator.
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
