New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
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