That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I am one with the molecules
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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