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  Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.

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• (906): View more from Michigan

  I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.

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• (980): View more from North Carolina

  How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job

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• (906): View more from Michigan

  nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life

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• (979): View more from Texas

  How sober do you have to be to donate blood?

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan

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  Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives

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  ABSOLUTELY NOT

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• (509): View more from Washington

  I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that

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  You literally made that 4 hours ago...

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• (253): View more from Washington

  Can we climb Your roof?

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  No bitch its 2am go home.

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