Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Randomize
