we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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