guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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