do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
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When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
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Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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