You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
i woke up with my moms heels on underneath your couch cushions
you want 1 or 2 eggos?
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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