I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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