Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
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Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
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Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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