Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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