I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
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