That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
either way he was missing a nipple.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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