they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
We need to rekindle our bromance
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
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sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
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I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
Btw I puked in your glovebox
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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