When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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