there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
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CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
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you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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