DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
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