Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
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I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
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Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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